A new season on The Real Housewives of New Jersey has started.
I live in New Jersey and wasn't asked to be part of the cast...which is, I know, I know, really unbelievable.
I think it might be because I am not Italian.
Or maybe because I don't live in a ginormous house with lots of marble.
...or maybe because I have nice friends...
you know, not the kind of friends that pull out my "weave" or call me a "prostitution whore".
MAYBE it's because I have never use the word "matriarch" to describe myself or because I've never called my husband "juicy".
Or it could be because I drive a minivan, not a Range Rover.
Possibly it's because I don't attend events that require me to "walk the runway" in feathered accessories
...or because I don't have a lot of bedazzled clothing.
Maybe I wasn't considered because I am not tan all year long, or have super long french manicured nails?
Should I start practicing the table flip? or ask my husband to get a questionable job in "real estate development"...you think?
Any way you slice it I don't think I am in the running for newest cast member.
{sigh}
Speaking of slicing...do you guys have a good kitchen knife?
Wait...maybe that's why Bravo hasn't called yet...because I can be trusted with a knife!
Yes, that's totally why...because ya know, those Housewives are crazy y'all!
Anyways, you guys have GOT to try this knife...
It's the 7" Santoku Knife from Ergo Chef.
The people over Ergo Chef have, in my opinion, developed the perfect go-to kitchen knife.
Their line of knives have the most ideal shape, angle and design for slicing, dicing and chopping.
The ergonomic handle fits perfect in your hand...it just FEELS good to hold.
I think every kitchen needs a good knife..and I wouldn't say this unless I meant it..the Santoku knife has become a staple in my kitchen.
It's like all sciencey and stuff.
Now onto the Zucchini bread...
Actually it's Chocolate Chip Zucchini bread with a Cream Cheese Glaze.
And it's good.
(makes 2 loaves)
2 cups grated zucchini (approx 1 large zucchini or 2 small)
3 eggs (lightly whisked)
1 cup vegetable oil
2 cups granulated sugar
2 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp.cinnamon
3 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp. baking soda
1/4 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. kosher salt
2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips
For glaze:
3 oz. softened cream cheese
1/4 cup (plus more if needed) powdered sugar
2 tbsp. milk
Preheat oven to 350°
Spray 2 8x4 loaf pans with cooking spray.
In a large bowl stir until combined zucchini, eggs, oil, sugar and vanilla.
Add flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt.
Mix (about 50 strokes) until incorporated.
Fold in chocolate chips.
Divide the batter equally between the two pans and bake 45-55 minutes, until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.
Let cool and remove from pans.
For glaze combine all ingredients and using a handheld mixer beat together until smooth adding more milk or powdered sugar until the consistency you desire is achieved.
When the loaves have cooled drizzle the glaze on top.
Now back to the knives...the super cool folks over at Ergo Chef want to give you a present.
You get the 7" Santoku knife that I love.
Plus a 3.5" Paring knife for all your smaller jobs.
And they are throwing in an edge guard for each knife to protect the blades (and your fingers) for storage.
All this is a over a $125 value.
To enter for a chance to win all you have to do is go on over to my
facebook page
and click "share" on the giveaway post to share with all your friends.
Leave me a comment here telling me you did it!
facebook page
and click "share" on the giveaway post to share with all your friends.
Leave me a comment here telling me you did it!
One comment only please and leave me your email address so I can get tell you if you won!
Contest ends Sunday June 5th, 11:59 pm
124 comments:
Thumbs up on this and facebook =)
Ditto, plus now I'm starving for some of that bread!
Becuase my paring knife is dull, dull, dull...
This looks fantastic. I need new knives because my current set is about 9 years old and from Target...it is in a world of hurt these days.
Oh, pick me! I have basically one kitchen knife. I make it do for everything. And let me tell you, it's just not cutting it! (yes, pun was definitely intended.)
I love the look of that zuccini bread! I need a new knife to give to my sister who doesn't have any good knives in her collection!
because im still using the ones i snagged from my parents "extras" bin in the basement...for college.
I also have just one good knife to use in the kitchen. I'd love to expand that! And I love chocolate chips in banana bread, so I'm sure this recipe would be just as good.
My husband and I (who will be married for 9 years in July) are still using the same hand-me-down knives I got from my grandma when I started grad school 12 YEARS AGO!!! We definitely need new knives (it's on our Christmas lists this year :) )
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OMG I love the Real Housewives, especially Jersey, boy what does that say about me. Oh well, I love Zucchini Bread even more, and chocolate even more than that lol. Do I redeem myself? :)
That Zucchini bread looks delicious! I shared the giveaway on fb, I'd love some new kitchen knives!
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I shared it. :D
Ella,
Shared it, with fingers crossed!
left it! love the blog
Darn...now I wish I would have bought zucchini the other day instead of summer squash. :( That looks really good right now.
I shared the link and I'm anxiously waiting for my zucchini in the garden to grow so I can make this. Yum!
Great looking looking bread! Love the knife but will never be mine.. I never have the luck :)
I shared on facebook!!
I LOVE the Real Housewives shows (except Atlanta). They are like watching a train wreck and I find that my mouth starts to hang open at the atrocious things that come out of their mouths.
I (@alexisadidier) follow you on twitter!! alexisadidier@gmail.com
Did it! And this post is sooo meant to be for me. I just grated like 4 zucchini yesterday and hadn't decided what to do with them yet AND I have a random 6 ounces of cream cheese in the fridge that needs to be used. Double batch? I think so.
Oh and my email is kamarando@gmail.com
Thanks!
I shared on Facebook! lydiasfarmer@gmail.com
Trish here...I follow and tweeted on twitter (that was a mouthful or handful I guess since I am typing). Shared on FB too. I love Teresa on the RHONJ...but all time fav is Tamara, no wait..Kim Z...no maybe Bethany..man I need a life. But seriously, from Bev Hills those ladies rock. We were in CA and ate at Villa Blanca and her hubby was there and was very very nice to all the "groupies"..of which I was one.
I shared! And I drooled! Yummy bread.
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hi! i don't have a facebook account! really! can i still be entered into the knife giveaway? if so, lvl122 at hotmail dot com! thanks!
I shared it on Facebook. That bread looks delicious, BTW! :)
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Sharing now :) Bigbearswife at hotmail dot com :)
I shared it on facebook! The bread looks great. I never thought to put cream cheese frosting on zucchini bread...yum!
orange30jm@hotmail.com
I shared it on Facebook! I absolutely love this recipe! The bread looks so rich and delicious! I will definitely be making this bread for my family!
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I shared it on facebook! Cant wait to make the bread. I really love the knives too. Wish me luck!!!
Poop I forgot to put my email address on my post :(
laurie.reyes1@gmail.com
Shared and printed the recipe - yummy!
kreiseck@gmail.com
This recipe looks fabulous. I love zucchini bread and the added chocolate and glaze on top......well what can I say, but YUM!!!
I shared your link on my facebook page. Looking forward to hearing from you. Hee hee! Keeping my fingers crossed!
kristie@lashotphotography.com
Always looking for a good zucchini bread recipe--can't wait to try it out--thanks! I shared on my facebook page--please enter me to win!!
princesspeanutsmommy at gmail dot com
Shared the post!!
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You have been shared!
kelseyann18@gmail.com
Shared! Looks delicious! :)
courtney [dot] elizabeth [dot] foster [at] gmail [dot] com
Definitely going to have to try this! I shared on FB. Love your blog! Thanks!
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I shared on FB.
shelly8806@hotmail.com
I shared- (and now for more sharing) is it me or does the paring knife always dull first? I go through those twice as fast as any other knife...
awesome giveaway! I shared on FB!
Shared!! (And really, like I A)Need a reason to visit your site, and B)need a reason to watch RHW!! Thanks for sharing! :)
jsn5@eastlink.ca
I shared, and I love this blog, giggled all the way through it, and your bread recipie sounds tasty too! looking forward to reading more!
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I shared on Facebook. mom2ross@gmail.com
Thanks for the giveaway
Awesome giveaway.
I shared it on Facebook.
allthingsyummyforfoodies@yahoo.com
Looks so amazing!!
Heather
www.madefamousby.blogspot.com
Great giveaway! Maybe if I won these knives I could convince my husband that the rest of our 15+ year-old knives need replacing. I shared on Facebook.
Look amazing!!
www.canelakitche.blogspot.com
I did the Facebook thing. I need a big knife so bad. My husband doesn't think I need it because he says that me and knives scare him. acb98a@yahoo.com
I face book commented about the give away!
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I love zucchini bread, but I bet I'd love it even more with chocolate! :)
Dorothy @ www.CrazyforCrust.com
Please, Please, Please let me win the knives.!
I shared! Thanks!
i shared it!
sarahw5484 at gmail dot com
Happily shared, what an awesome giveaway! The blade guards would be amazing! :)
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Woops! BakinSugar is Jenniffer Hernandez lol
I soooo need these! shared on facebook...
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I would love these! I shared on my facebook.
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I shared! Laura.escamilla@yahoo.com
I shared on facebook! They're not asking me to join the cast either. Probably because I live in south Jersey. It's a whole different state.
I shared this on facebook!
Just planted my zucchini plants...hopefully in 40ish days we'll be giving this recipe a try! Looks delicious!
I shared and liked your page (A. Mace). Thank you so much!
amysweeps at gmail dot com
Shared your post and liked you on FB :) Thanks!
I'm looking forward to lots of zucchini from the garden this year. I love zucchini bread, bookmarking your recipe.
Great givaway! And yes, you are far too classy to be a RHONJ. :)
Shared the post and liked you on facebook. The recipe sounds great too!
I shared the link on my FB page. This is an AWESOME giveaway!!
I shared the link on FB! What a great giveaway! Laura - lauratomanek@hotmail.com
That bread looks so rich, chocolatey and flavorful... Would love to have a slice..
I shared the post!
Well, if it makes you feel any better, the Real Housewives of NY didn't ask ME either. Maybe it's because I'm not a housewife. Maybe it's because I'm too literate. Unclear.
Not sure that I can be trusted with a knife....but that one sounds awesome! I'm actually in the market for a new knife since the one I have is shameful. I shared the link!
I shared on Facebook :)
Oh this looks yummy! The kids love zucchini bread as long as it has the choc chips in it :)
I shared the link!
That cake looks gorgeous. I need to try a zucchini one soon!
Recipe looks so yummy and if there's a way to get my boys to eat veggies, this is it! I shared the link on FB.
shared! those loaves look so delicious, yum!
Steph - stephanie.wk.bach[at]gmail.com
I shared your link. Yum! Some new knives would be a nice change in our kitchen filled with 3 teens who like to cook and 9 or 10 odd knives over 20 years old. sallywrite@comcast.net
Shelly, I shared your giveaway on MM's facebook page:) We have some zucchini growing in our garden, so you can bet I will be making this...never thought to ice zucc. bread with cream cheese icing~yum!
suesue121255@hotmail.com
I NEED these knives...bad!
I love the addition of chocolate chips. Mmmm!
Thats one serious looking knife there, never watched new jersey wives or whatever it is.
Might give this recipe a go, might change the zucchini (courgette) for a banana though :)
My knives are embarrassing.. I would so appriciate these in the worst way
I GLADLY "shared" this on my facebook page
joelle1026@yahoo.com
I keep putting off buying new knives, and mine are, well, pathetic. Would love to win this :) Shared on Facebook.
It's been shared! htoda2nd@gmail.com
I have shared.
Shared on FB, liked you and followed u on twitter! Happy Friday :D
Shared on FB!
I am so sharing with my mom this is an awesome recipe she makes zucchini bread and chocolate would make it just even better I am sure I am a new follower of yours come see me at http://shopannies.blogspot.com
I shared on my FB wall http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=227373577288170&id=100001156831237
Thank you!
Yumz, I love zucchini bread! But it needs more chocolate D<
Hello:
I shared the post on Facebook. Please enter me in the giveway! Thank you!
I shared,
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Shared on FB (SusanBenegas)
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I finally got the darn sharing thing figured out. Yeah! Fabulous knives. I have arthritis so I'll take any help I can get. Rebeccacell at gmail dot com
I shared on FB!!!
sharing this yummy recipe and funny blog right now. Alice at alidee10@aol.com
Did it.. Looks like an awesome recipe, too
I shared on FB
Shared on Facebook! I have tons of zucchini in my garden, so we r going to be making a lot of this bread!!
what a marvelous way to use up the copious zucchini lingering around my house! cream cheese glaze = awesome.
I share this giveaway on my facebook page. I 'll be making the bread soon.
Totally shared your link! I simply cannot believe they didn't choose you for the show. Their loss! ;o)
Dangit, I shared the link, but forgot to leave my email addy... kmdguerra at gmail dot com. Happy Memorial Day!
Shared on Facebook! onlymadaresane at yahoo dot come
Hi! I shared your link on facebook and I really hope I win those knives! The recipe looks so yummy : )
kathyjfarnam@comcast.net
I shared the link. What an awesome giveaway!!
Lori
lthomas3@insightbb.com
I also shared the link! The knives look wonderful as did your zucchini bread!
Looks delicious...the knife is a great give away. I will post the link:)
These knives are awesome! I have wanted one for years.
Not a NJ housewife but hope I qualify to win anyway!!!
Your blog is very funny and great recipe!
love the recipe, love your blog and shared the love on Facebook
If I win, I'll use them to chop the ingredients, then bake and send something delish as as thank you!
All my Best,
Mia Morrison
mnm2@indiana.edu
I only just stumbled onto your fabulous blog and found your latest post about RSVPs HILARIOUS! One would have thought I WROTE it!
My solution to those non/late RSVPers? I make SURE I put "Regrets Only Please!" on our invites.
Since I've done that, I can't tell you how many people actually reply when they don't have to!
People are weird sometimes.
Hey there! Stumbled upon your blog through Confessions of a Cookbook Queen....so glad I did. Shared your giveaway on Facebook and am now a follower!
Kimberly
cookiescakesandconfections@yahoo.com
I could really use these knives!
This looks fantastic! I absolutely love chocolate and zucchini bread. Add some cream cheese and I'm sure it's a knockout. I'm bookmarking this recipe for sure.
I would love to win the knives! The bread looks good!!!
great giveaway- great blog!
Love your site, just shared post on FB. Thanks!
I shared your link on FB. And I'm shocked that you are not RHWONJ style! :)
I shared on facebook! :o)
I shared this giveaway on Facebook.
I could really use these knives!
Please...Please...Please let me win!
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